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MEMORIAL DAY EVENTS
<p>These local events are taking place in observance of Memorial Day: </p>
<p> <strong>Today</p>
INCIDENTS
<p><strong>Police: Millville man DUI in crash</p>
NOW YOU KNOW
<p>• June 8 at 3 p.m., Bloomsburg will host a public hearing on use of $241,797 in Community Development Block Grant money from the federal government.
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AROUND THE STATE
<p><strong>Tree branch injures two</p>
AROUND THE WORLD
<p><strong>Militants blow up pipeline</p>
ANY WINNERS?
<p>TREASURE HUNT: 2-5-19-28-29</p>
<p> MIDDAY PICK TWO: 3-5</p>
<p> MIDDAY PICK THREE: 4-8-6</p>
WHAT’S HAPPENING
<p>Mifflinville Carnival: Open 12-10 p.m., Tractor Show, live music. </p>
HISTORY LESSON
<p>1943: Norman Rockwell’s portrait of “Rosie the Riveter” appeared on the cover of The Saturday Evening Post.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
<p>• Actress Lorelei Linklater, 23.</p>
<p> • Singer Melanie Brown (Spice Girls), 41. </p>
<p> • Actress Lisa Whelchel, 53. </p>